She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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