I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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