I just cut my nipple shaving
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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