I just cut my nipple shaving
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
pop tarts are not kleenex
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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