why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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