Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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