if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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