NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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