No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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