we have pet lesbian snakes
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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