It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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