I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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