dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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