i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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