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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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