he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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