that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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