i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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