How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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