Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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