Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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