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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.

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  Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.

  (954): View more from Florida

  I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?

  (1-954): View more from Florida

  A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think

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• (925): View more from California

  Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems

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• (858): View more from California

  I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?

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