I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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