On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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