guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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