just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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