He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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