he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You did what with his pubic hair?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
