You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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