the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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