So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sorry about my life...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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