We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Congratulations! We have a period
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