i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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