I puked a lego.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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