i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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