I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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