i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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