We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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