you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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