dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
as a side note pls kill me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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