And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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