I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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