windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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