Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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