i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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