he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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