like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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