420 ftw
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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