i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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