erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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