idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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