Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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