adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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