I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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